Really Awful Movies

Children of the Corn

[CHECK OUT OUR CHILDREN OF THE CORN PODCAST] Oh good god, not another horror movie prologue! In Children of the Corn, we see a bunch of diner patrons meet their maker, not from under-cooked beef or listeria, but at the hands of hick kids who run roughshod over them with sickles and assorted farm implements. Flash forward andContinue reading “Children of the Corn”

The Rage

A barking mad scientist in a remote lab is trying to “give capitalist society what it deserves.” And no that doesn’t mean a ‘thank you’ for raising living standards and life expectancy the world over, but instead, subjecting it to a plague: The Rage mutation. One of his unwitting patients is given the green, Re-Animator-like goo which hasContinue reading “The Rage”