24 Hours to Die sounds like a Rainier Wolfcastle shoot-em-up. Weird, as the original title for this 2016 Irish horror is less parody bait and more accurate to boot — Captive. Whatever you call it, it’s a Saw retread but not nearly as sharp. Saw, for all its flaws — the annoying green-blue hues, the wallowing in degradation — presentedContinue reading “24 Hours to Die”
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Above the Law
In Above the Law, Steven Seagal had yet to really grow into his pony tail, understandable as this was his debut. And speaking of growth, he stars here as Nico, the world’s tallest Sicilian. He’s a Chicago cop from Palermo whom we’re introduced to by way of the war in Vietnam, and what else aContinue reading “Above the Law”