Really Awful Movies

Eating Raoul

With a homicidal skillet skill-set, couple Paul and Mary Bland are looking to finance their dream bistro through unusual means*. Eating Raoul is an untamed satirical sex farce, the brainchild of co-star Paul Bartel, who plays the stoic, dull, predictable and, well…”bland” face of suburbia. Fired from his job as a wine merchant for the unforgivableContinue reading “Eating Raoul”

Parasite

This films hops genres like, well, a Parasite does to a host. Part post-apocalyptic wasteland, part gang film, part natural horror, it leaves all elements wanting. If you’re looking for satisfaction, you’ll have to go seek it elsewhere (like we’re guessing Melania Trump does). In a distant far-off future, silver has replaced paper money out in the desert,Continue reading “Parasite”