Placid rhymes with…and this limp d*cked effort, best described as Jaws with Claws, wastes a lot of top-drawer acting talent and awesome effects. In fact, the above alone could count as a uber-succinct review of Lake Placid, but let’s dive beneath the brackish waters and explore a bit more, eh? Maine has never been soContinue reading “Lake Placid”
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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
There’s a Final Boy instead of a Final Girl and Jason busts through a door Heeeere’s Johnny/Shining-style in this, the fourth and what was meant to be last of the Friday the 13th franchise (it’s a “franchise” now, like a McDonald’s, a more pejorative term than the more neutral, “series”). In Friday the 13th: TheContinue reading “Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter”
