Vacancy takes its place in a very long line of motel/accommodation-related horror, obviously harkening to Psycho, but also recently through the likes of Airbnb terrors like 13 Cameras and The Rental with the connective tissue going back to golden era horrors like Mountaintop Motel Massacre and Tourist Trap.

And it doesn’t exactly ring that bell to summon anything new to the table, and that’s not even that much of a criticism to levy. After all, atmosphere and some strong performances are often enough to carry the day, especially with a plot that’s basically anorexic.

The elevator pitch for this one is so simple, you can make your case between floors: a couple is terrorized in a cheap motel. Never has the “keep it simple, stupid,” been better realized.

The couple here (Angelinos played by the capable Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson) have car troubles and find themselves stranded in the backwoods, a la Wrong Turn (obviously) and about, without exaggerating, hundreds of others.

Stranded out in the mountains of California, they meet a mechanic to pit a self-sufficient rural against a callous-free urban, the standard means of otherizing people in the sticks and playing upon city dwellers fears of them. Sure enough, their ride won’t start and the couple is compelled to stay at a motel so dumpy, they steal your towels (thanks, Rodney Dangerfield).

Soon, there’s a lot of banging – unfortunately not the intimate kind – as the twosome is terrorized by locals engaged in surveillance and black market film production.

Vacancy features a creepy innkeeper, of course, accomplices and even ventures into tight spaces a la The Descent, with subterranean room access to make this roadside fleabag that much more terrifying.

*** (out of 5)

Published by Really Awful Movies

Genre film reviewers covering horror and action films. Books include: Mine's Bigger Than Yours! The 100 Wackiest Action Movies and Death by Umbrella! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons.

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