What’s next, a nail-biter about air hockey? Longshot is a feature-length (!) film about…foosball. Jesus, Bald-headed Christ. Of all the misguided, stupid, pointless, obscure, un-marketable, premises for a flick…this has to take the cake. Leif Garrett is Paul Rodgers. He wants to be the next Lionel Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo. An actual footballer. But for his fieldContinue reading “Longshot”
Monthly Archives: May 2018
Sweet Sixteen
What terrors are unleashed when a girl turns…Sweet Sixteen? More like Sweet Twenty-Seven. Horror starlets are like Mexican prizefighters…it’s hard to get an accurate birth-date. There’s a new girl arrival in some hole-in-the-wall hick town. She meets a couple of guys in a sh*t-kicker bar with fluorescent Bud signs and leaves with one of ’em.Continue reading “Sweet Sixteen”
Really Awful Movies 