June 2016 – Page 6 – Really Awful Movies

Birth of the Living Dead

George Romero is responsible for re-animating the zombie genre, which has now proliferated to the point that someone should probably kill it. Birth of the Living Dead is a documentary that’s got Night of the Living Dead’s grey matter in its sights, chronicling a time when How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse wasn’t daytime talk show yakContinue reading “Birth of the Living Dead”

Attack Force

Attack Force is a 2006 entry into what we’d like to call “continental Seagal.” In the 2000s, he basically disappeared into direct-to-video Euro purgatory, filming drek in Hungary, Czech Republic, Romania, etc. His movies, which used to be chock-a-block with chop sock, began to backslide. Probably a function of age, Squinty McSquintyface began to delegate some ofContinue reading “Attack Force”