I’ve got Deadly Eyes…One look at you and I can’t disguise…that I’m reviewing a sh*tty 1982 tax-shelter picture in which Dachshunds and Yorkshire Terriers are dressed to look like giant killer rats. In the 70s, the Canadian government enacted “the one-hundred-percent Capital Cost Allowance for feature films deemed certifiably Canadian. This meant that anyone whoContinue reading “Deadly Eyes”
Tag Archives: 80s horror movies
Demons
A bunch of Italians speaking dubbed English are invited to a Berlin cinema (we kid, only because we love) in Demons. It’s an invite-only screening with tickets handed out near a deserted S-Bahn station by a guy in a rather creepy mask. He’s asked by a rather attractive college, “Cheryl”, “Are you dressed like this forContinue reading “Demons”
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