Action Films – Page 16 – Really Awful Movies

Shotgun

A weird hybrid of Don’t Answer the Phone! and Lethal Weapon, Shotgun is an inept cop buddy pic which should be booked for employing every cop cliche there is. The title character is Shotgun Jones, who should be bedecked in furs and running around Harlem, but who is instead, a towering freckled Caucasian who favorsContinue reading “Shotgun”

First Blood

“…Silver wings upon their chest These are men, America’s best One hundred men will test today But only three win the Green Beret…” First Blood. Because the movie’s title is said in dialogue and Stallone drops choice ass-whoopings on a bunch of arrogant townie cops who don’t know who they’re dealing with… What more do you needContinue reading “First Blood”