Really Awful Movies

The Country Bears

“Based on a theme park attraction” is second only to “based on a popular video game,” as the phrase mostly likely to have these reviewers sprinting like Usain Bolt —with a boulder bearing down on him in the opposite direction. The Country Bears, though, is one such movie…a project inexplicably inspired (if that’s the word)Continue reading “The Country Bears”

Horror Movie Dictionary: Christmas

Horror movies are notorious for being calendar cash-ins. There are movies centred around Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Halloween, New Year’s Eve Spring Break, and of course, Christmas. Things have gotten so out of hand, there’s even a Bloody Wednesday. Since their advent (see what we did there?) there’s seemingly a new Kris Kringle killer filmContinue reading “Horror Movie Dictionary: Christmas”