Really Awful Movies

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors is very nearly the perfect horror film. The genre is about control, or rather the lack thereof. The usual horror boilerplate follows oblivious teens partying in the woods, who, despite their circumstances, can still exert enough free will over what happens to them. They have various means of escape,Continue reading “A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors”

Creatures from the Abyss

Creatures from the Abyss is an Italian nautical disaster horror – as wild and expectation-defying and royally f’ed up a creature feature as you’ll ever see. Also known as Plankton (because nothing strikes fear into the heart of a horror fan like microscopic floating protozoa), Creatures from the Abyss begins innocently enough: five friends taking a dinghyContinue reading “Creatures from the Abyss”