Really Awful Movies

The Muthers

Word to your Muther. The Muthers is a plantation shoot-em-up set in the Philippines, whose topography seems endlessly dotted with island prisons (if Cirio Santiago b-movies are any indication). While this is definitely a WiP production, it’s absent the lingering shower brawls and resentful square-jawed female guard/tormentors. That’s a bit of a bummer, but there’s enough otherContinue reading “The Muthers”

Midnight Movie

A group of friends attend an old grindhouse theater for a (very poorly attended) Midnight Movie screening of The Dark Beneath, a revered hippie exploitation film not unlike The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, except in black and white. The film within a film is darn pretty entertaining (maybe not as good as the campy grave explorers in the LambertoContinue reading “Midnight Movie”