Really Awful Movies

Deadly Crossing

Seagal the hoarse whisperer is still in the movie game, for some reason. He should’ve been red-carded a decade ago, abandoning anything resembling fluid movement for eons with respect to martial arts. In Deadly Crossing, Steven is Elijah Kane, and the ethnically ambiguous aikido master is apparently a Cajun Seattle cop. It’s a reprise of the CajunContinue reading “Deadly Crossing”

Can’t Stop the Music

[CHECK OUT OUR CAN’T STOP THE MUSIC PODCAST!] The “Official Film of the Village People.” We’d expect nothing less and accept no imitations. Can’t Stop the Music (as much as we’d like to try) is a trailblazer of sorts: it won the first ever Razzie. A fictionalized account of the gimmicky West Village disco act, it alsoContinue reading “Can’t Stop the Music”