Really Awful Movies

The Crazies

The Crazies is the kale of horror movies. It’s not particularly exciting, but it’s good for you. Bio-horrors are a terrific social experiment where citizens have to band together to fight off an external force, usually a virus that threatens to kill us all. And to compound matters, communication has broken down, especially between thoseContinue reading “The Crazies”

Cage

One of the great joys of quick-dry cement-headed action flicks like Cage is reveling in a piece of art which couldn’t be made today, especially given how folks are offended by just about everything it seems. Featuring the Twin Towers Reb Brown and Lou Ferrigno, who’ll kick your teeth in even as you cower in your safe space, Cage is anotherContinue reading “Cage”