Author Archives: Really Awful Movies

Pin

When a medical simulation dummy becomes a surrogate father figure (wait, what?)…well, let’s just say you’re in for some serious weirdness. Pin, aka, Pin: A Plastic Nightmare is one of the more underrated (and as is often the case, under-seen) horrors from the 1980s, an era dominated by oblivious campers, clandestine romps, and masked assailants (notContinue reading “Pin”

First Blood

“…Silver wings upon their chest These are men, America’s best One hundred men will test today But only three win the Green Beret…” First Blood. Because the movie’s title is said in dialogue and Stallone drops choice ass-whoopings on a bunch of arrogant townie cops who don’t know who they’re dealing with… What more do you needContinue reading “First Blood”