Really Awful Movies

Inferno

As infuriating and dull as it is beautiful and beguiling, Inferno marked a rare early misstep for Il Maestro. “Panini-ed” between the tremendous, visual decadence of Suspiria and Tenebre, this Argento effort comes up short, while feeling quite long. A poet, Rose, finds a rare book in her oddball abode in New York City, a skyline renderedContinue reading “Inferno”

Don’t Go Near the Park

Don’t be fooled by Don’t Go Near the Park. While it sounds like the other “don’t” films, don’cha know* (many of which we’ve covered here, including Don’t Go in the Woods, Don’t Answer the Phone!, Don’t Look in the Basement) it’s actually far from being a straight-ahead stalk ‘n’ slash. In fact, it’s far fromContinue reading “Don’t Go Near the Park”