Really Awful Movies

Sweet Sixteen

What terrors are unleashed when a girl turns…Sweet Sixteen? More like Sweet Twenty-Seven. Horror starlets are like Mexican prizefighters…it’s hard to get an accurate birth-date. There’s a new girl arrival in some hole-in-the-wall hick town. She meets a couple of guys in a sh*t-kicker bar with fluorescent Bud signs and leaves with one of ’em.Continue reading “Sweet Sixteen”

Shotgun

A weird hybrid of Don’t Answer the Phone! and Lethal Weapon, Shotgun is an inept cop buddy pic which should be booked for employing every cop cliche there is. The title character is Shotgun Jones, who should be bedecked in furs and running around Harlem, but who is instead, a towering freckled Caucasian who favorsContinue reading “Shotgun”