Really Awful Movies

Parasite

The clock is ticking. A scientist is in a race against time to prevent a parasite from being loosed upon the world, to paraphrase Yeats. Parasite, not to be confused with the eponymous (and far superior) jet-black South Korean comedy – comes to us instead from Charles Band Land. Parasite (1982) has the plot ofContinue reading “Parasite”

Halloween III: Season of the Witch

With the damage inflicted on the franchise by the likes of Blumhouse, David Gordon Green, etc, one can’t help but wonder if John Carpenter’s anthology-centric vision for the Halloween series would’ve been a preferred outcome. This reviewer (like others), claims Halloween, Halloween II and III as the best series entries, after which the quality declineContinue reading “Halloween III: Season of the Witch”